Why don’t you go wake up little Johnny and Sally from their nap for this entry. I’ll wait. No, please. I’ll wait. I think it’s important that they hear this one.
Everyone settled? I think Sally wants a glass of YooHoo to go with her cookies. Let me get it.
Ok, here you go Sally.
Now, where do I begin?
Oh, I got it !
Everyone settled in? Ok.
Mommy and Daddy aren’t that special. They are doing what all other parents are doing. In fact they’re typical, if not fashionable liars. The sooner you accept this the better you’ll be.
There I said it.
Mommy, Poppa, you can tuck them to bed now.